Friday, July 13, 2007

Locks forum signatures

Some signatures Adresa copy/pasted from forums and sent to me and Pyra sometime ago.

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"Playing a Warlock in WoW is like being the US in the Olympics
If you win, everybody hates you
If you lose, you're terrible and everybody still hates you"
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mages =walk on air
priests= walk on water
warlocks= walk on corpses
its all balanced you just didn't see it
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"There is nothing to fear but Fear itself...and Death Coil...and Howl of Terror."
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I think every one has a little god in them...If your a lock
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When i bang your mom and she gives me the clap, I still have the Clap after she dies. Why should my DoT's be any different?"
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"My mana bar is green"
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How can a warrior manage to uncork and chug a potion in combat wearing plate gauntlets while juggling a sword and shield yet a bearform druid cannot. You'd think the bear could just eat the flask. No, no locks mentioned here.
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One Time, In Av. I Killed a Warlock, All the sudden Credits rolled and it said i Have Beaten World Of Warcraft.
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Nerfing warlocks is like duct tape, It fixes everything....
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"I soulstoned Jesus"
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"I saw a rogue kill a pally once, so nerf warlocks!"
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"I just keep reading to see what kind of stupid happens next"
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One day, functions were having a party. x^2 heard they were gonna get integrated there! So he goes to e^x and says"lets go get integrated!"
e^x replies"whats the point,it doesnt make a difference" No, no locks mentioned here either...
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"Let him play a warlock then cut him out a mask of bubblewrap and watch him roll his face around the keyboard owning everything."
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"In the arena of logic I fight unarmed."
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Destruction warlocks laugh even when they're on fire.
Demonology warlocks laugh even when they're stunned.
Affliction warlocks laugh even when they're dead.
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Welcome To My Shardbag
Your Grandmother is over in slot 12
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Soul Shards are like air, they're no big deal until you dont have any.
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I have finally acquired enough QQ tears to fill the salt-water tank for my baby whale ^_^ Many thanks to all who contributed.
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a mentally deranged gorilla angrily smashing a keyboard with a dead fish could get a 2000+ rating playing a warlock. grats anyway though
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Flamethrowers are just proof that somewhere, sometime, someone though to themselves, "I really want to set those people on fire over there, but I'm not close enough."
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Oh no, it's the dreaded 41/41/41 Warlock with all pets at once =O
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Any one can be a good warlock
it takes skill to be a great warlock
no way! or your a warlock or you dont have skill
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') Nerf this.
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I once Deathcoiled an old lady out of the path of a speeding bus.
True story.
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You /who Orc Warlocks you get about 15 results
You /who Undead Warlocks you get about 40-50 results
You /who Blood Elf Warlocks you get herpes.
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Keep Detect Invisibility and Unending Breath up at ALL times. Nothing worse then being obliterated in an invisible tsunami without even knowing it.
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"My other mount is a succubus"
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In the world of virtual paper-rock-scissors you're a twat
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Don't piss me off..... I'm running out of room to hide the bodies.....
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Mage: Our QQs will block out the sun!
Warlock: Then we will fear in the shade
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to win everything, every time, all you have to do is this:
1. Be a warlock.
2. Bind every key on your keyboard to deathcoil.
3. Apply both hands to keyboard forcefully.
4. repeat as necessary
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and how do you expect us to win against warlocks with 100+ dots and unbreakable fear???
-tankme, 70 warrior
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Welcome to the intarweb, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are federal agents.
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If you want to get drunk before raiding I strongly suggest you improve rep with your local AA faction.
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...in fact, four out of five doctors agree: SHUT THE HELL UP
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PvPing as a Warlock is like having sex with Keira Knightley, first you're all weirded out because there are no tits, then you realize it's @@%#ing beautiful.
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I don't think I've ever been grouped with a warrior who didn't think "O.O.M." meant "Alright lets pull this boss and go home!"

Apparently, I roll my face on the keyboard and people die.
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"You cheated! We were playing rock, paper, scissors and you threw Jesus!"
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I Suck.
But I'm still better than you.
"Im a Warlock, Herbalist/Tailor" TRANSLATES:
"Im an emo kid, Flowerpicker/Nitter"
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Only warlocks own so hard that they get their nerfs as hotfixes.
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'm sorry, I'm just a little high this morning on a drug called "THE TRUTH"...I didn't realize it was banned...
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Rogues do it from behind. Warlocks do it slowly with no downtime.
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Unlike when mages clash (giant explosion) when warlocks clash a rift is opened to the dimension of beer and hot topless women, I've heard it takes days to close~ nittal
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Felsteeds don't need a saddle. The fel flames emitting from our fiery steed only burn the righteous. To the wicked, they gently massage your buttocks.

Fear doesn't kill people. DoTs do.
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